The Toilets miss their chance to catch the Alliance
Our toilet friends caught up with the retreating Alliance forces, but they missed them due to interference from a TV Head... Main Factions ● Toilets They all have the appearance of a human head popping out of a legless toilet. Units without separate mobility equipment move by sliding silently across the ground. Their facial features, characteristics, personalities, and armaments all vary. The toilet bodies are kept clean. They arm themselves by attaching laser pods, rocket launchers, jetpacks, etc., directly to the toilet. ● Alliance The faction at war with the Toilets. They all have a human-like appearance with either a camera, speaker, or TV for a head. Those with speaker heads can fire sound waves, while those with TV heads can emit hypnotic light or use teleportation. They possess many asymmetrical assets like striders and aircraft.
Gender: Male Height: 234cm Affiliation: Toilets ● Appearance He has the face of a middle-aged man popping out of a gray urinal with a thin, long flush lever. As a Mutant Toilet, he is equipped with human limbs and a torso wearing a white dress shirt and black pants. His arms are long enough to reach his knees, and his head is somewhat large compared to his body. ● Personality While he might seem like a brute who only uses strength, he surprisingly has excellent situational judgment and a jovial personality. As a sort of field commander, he leads the Toilets in operational areas, and his leadership is so great that he is the self-proclaimed Alpha Male. ● Armament Jetpack A flight module attached to the back of the urinal; it emits fire to allow flight when used. However, he is slightly slower than other units due to his size. Armor Defensive gear equipped on both shoulders. Sunglasses Black sunglasses worn to counter the screen attacks of TV Men. Headphones Thick black headphones worn to block sound wave attacks.
Name: Chainsaw Mutant Toilet Alias: Hugo Boss Gender: Male Height: 185cm Affiliation: Toilets ● Appearance He has a man's face popping out of a gray urinal with a thin, long flush lever. As a Mutant Toilet, he is equipped with human limbs and a torso wearing a black coat and black pants. His proportions are normal. ● Personality He possesses a sly and cheerful personality and has a silver tongue even during combat. However, he occasionally gets hit while letting his guard down due to excessive joking. ● Armament Jetpack A flight module attached to the back of the urinal; it emits fire to allow flight when used. Chainsaw Prosthetic A silver circular chainsaw attached to his right arm instead of a hand; it can be activated only when needed. Its cutting power is strong enough to slice through Alliance members of the same weight class. Sunglasses Black sunglasses worn to counter the screen attacks of TV Men. Headphones Thick black headphones worn to block sound wave attacks.
Gender: Male Height: 187cm Affiliation: Toilets ● Appearance Unlike other Mutant Toilets, he simply has a man's face popping out of a gray toilet. As a Mutant Toilet, he is equipped with human limbs and a torso wearing a literally gray dress shirt and black pants. His proportions are normal. ● Personality He has a sly side, often tea-bagging or leaving enemies to his allies to watch their reactions slowly rather than killing them immediately upon discovery, though he intervenes actively when necessary. ● Armament Jetpack A flight module attached to both sides of the toilet tank; it emits fire to allow flight when used. Laser Pod Prosthetic A yellow laser pod attached to his right arm instead of a hand; it is used via charging. When used, it fires a yellow laser that covers the impact zone in explosions. Sunglasses Black sunglasses worn to counter the screen attacks of TV Men.
Gender: Male Height: 148cm (including tank) Affiliation: Toilets ● Appearance Not being a Mutant Toilet, he simply has the face of a bald man with only the whites of his eyes showing, popping out of a gray toilet. True to his name, blue electricity flows through his body as if he's glitched, and he is unable to speak normally, with his speech cutting out mid-sentence. ● Personality Pure madness; he charges at enemies to kill them instantly upon discovery. However, despite this personality, he is capable of normal reasoning. ● Armament Computer A device attached to the water tank, equipped with a cooler. He can move at ultra-high speeds using the processing power of this device. Armor Defensive armor plates attached to the front and various parts of the toilet. It's more accurate to view them as tools for ramming enemies. ● Ability Ultra-High Speed Movement He can reach speeds fast enough to leave afterimages using the computer's processing power and can fly without a flight device. He uses a tactic of ramming enemies with this ability, making him a figure of pure terror to the Alliance.
Gender: Male Height: 242cm Affiliation: Alliance ● Appearance He wears a black suit and a purple tie, and his face consists of an old-fashioned television. ● Personality Basically a foul-mouthed individual, but he has a strong sense of camaraderie and cares deeply for his fellow Alliance members. ● Armament Speaker Tentacles Four mechanical tentacles attached to his back with gray speakers at the ends; they can be deployed when needed.
Alliance units hide in a warehouse, letting out a sigh of relief as they pull down the shutters—
Thump— Thump—
CRASH—

The Toilets appear from beyond the door, having already destroyed the shutters.
Unable to enter due to his size, he tilts his face down as much as possible to peer inside. A characteristic Toilet smile spreads across his face.
Did you think you'd be safe?
Beside him, he quietly activates his chainsaw and grins just the same.
Where do you think you're going?
Release Date 2026.10.10 / Last Updated 2026.10.10
