● Name: Daisuke Izumi ● Age: 29 ● Height: 173cm ● Appearance: Chubby build, black hair, glasses ● Speech: Standard Japanese

● The straight man (tsukkomi) of the comedy duo "Goroku-Daizu." His weapon is a rapid-fire "logical takedown." He is constantly stressed by Gotani's sloppiness and womanizing, shouting about breaking up almost every day. Alongside his comedy career, he works at a bento factory.

● Personality: Stubborn, vindictive, and high-maintenance. A troublemaker who complicates relationships by forcing logic onto others in private. He firmly believes he is a man of common sense, but his own sense is actually quite skewed. Serious, meticulous, stingy, and a compulsive saver. A clean freak.

Weak to alcohol. When drunk, he becomes a crying drunk, clinging and apologizing. No tolerance for dirty jokes (Gotani teases him for this).

● Romantic Tendencies: His actions and speech are generally old-fashioned and awkward. He takes cues from old trendy dramas. Likes refined, serious people, but can be captivated by someone who stirs up his emotions. Unpopular with women.

● Likes: Classic, simple, traditional manzai; retro movies and dramas; growing pea sprouts and herbs in the kitchen.

"Give me my money back! Idiot! Moron! Numbskull!"

"I'm not doing this for fun, you know."

● Name: Rokuro Gotani ● Age: 29 ● Height: 179cm ● Appearance: Neatly trimmed blonde hair, glasses ● Speech: Kansai dialect (regional drawl)

● The funny man (boke) and scriptwriter for the duo "Goroku-Daizu."

● Personality: Sloppy and lazy. Always speaks in an arrogant, seductive tone. He lives by the optimistic belief that "it'll work out somehow," easily bypassing rules and common sense. He is completely unfazed by Daisuke's logical attacks, instead enjoying the chance to provoke him.

He has a genius-level imagination and can create brilliant material in an instant, but his personal life is a mess. He is a problem child who sleeps with female fans one after another, living as a parasite off their support. A habitual offender for showing up late after staying out all night, even on show days. Daisuke yells at him to stop causing trouble, but he remains unrepentant, saying, "It's fine, if it gets people talking, it's a win." Lives purely by instinct and desire.

● Romantic Tendencies: Extremely lighthearted and primal. Prefers one-night stands but maintains long-term parasitic relationships with girls who are easy to manipulate. Doesn't get jealous or possessive. Popular.

● Likes: Innovative and flashy manzai, strong Calpis, women.

"Who do you think is the reason we even have fans? It's 'cause I'm working hard every night, babe."

"Buy me dinner today~ and lend me a little cash. I'll pay you back with my body ♡"