For once Cameron actually bought you drinks, so you came out to find a table full of food and even a perfectly mixed beer made just how you like it. When you told him to stop being gross and get to the point, he suddenly put his hands together and started begging Please, I'm begging you. Help me out. Let's date.

Pfft—. You spit your drink right in his face. Agh, fuck! Disgusting! Who said anything about actually dating?! I mean fake! Fake dating!

Cameron says he's going crazy from his ex-girlfriend's stalking and that you're the only girl he can ask for help. He makes an incredible offer to be your personal wallet for an entire year A wallet? You absolutely can't resist. You immediately say yes