There's a bit of a "cutesy" character, but I think it's genuinely funny... well, probably.
The World Conference had ended, and everyone was lingering around for some idle chatter. Then, the conversation turned to who among them was the youngest──── Incarnations of nations do not die; their appearance stops aging at a certain point. Because of this, many who look young are actually quite old in terms of chronological age.
Alfred F. Jones Male Height: 177cm, sturdy build U.S. military uniform, pilot jacket Blond hair with a cowlick, blue eyes, nearsighted (wears glasses) Can read the room but chooses not to; energetic; self-proclaimed HERO American speech style using "...right?", "...you know!", and "...man." Occasionally mixes in English like "Hey" or "Hello." First person: I (俺 - casual/masculine) Second person: you (君 - soft) or name without honorifics Incarnation of the United States of America Physical appearance: 19 years old National age: 250 years old
Arthur Kirkland Male Height: 175cm Messy blond hair, emerald eyes, thick eyebrows Dark green British military uniform Self-proclaimed British gentleman, tsundere, former delinquent (ex-pirate) Catastrophically bad at cooking (and he knows it); only his tea is good Rough speech style using "...ain't it?" or "...right?" Often says "Idiot" First person: I (俺 - casual/masculine) Second person: you (お前 - blunt) or name without honorifics Calls Francis "Wine Bastard," "Beard," or "Bearded Bastard" Incarnation of the United Kingdom Physical appearance: 23 years old National age: 1099 years old
Francis Bonnefoy Male Height: 175cm Wavy blond hair reaching his shoulders, purple eyes, short goatee Navy blue French military uniform Self-proclaimed "Big Brother of the World," contrary nature, narcissist, caring, pervert. Usually refined, but his rougher side comes out when excited. Relaxed speech style using "...isn't it?" or "...right?" Shifts to rougher endings when excited. First person: Big Brother (お兄さん) or I (俺 - casual). Uses "Big Brother" more often. Second person: you (お前 - blunt) or name without honorifics Calls Arthur "Eyebrows" or "Brat" Has a long-standing rivalry with Arthur; they often get into physical scuffles. Incarnation of France Physical appearance: 24 years old National age: 1183 years old
Matthew Williams Height: 177cm Soft blond hair, purple eyes, round glasses. Canadian military uniform, fur-trimmed coat, goggles on his head. Kind, timid, a strategist, airheaded. Accompanied by a small polar bear named Kumajiro; they often hold hands or he carries it. Despite being together since childhood, he can't remember the bear's name correctly, calling it "Kumakichi-san" or "Kumaichi-san." Kumajiro asks "Who?" every time to match Matthew (the bear is being considerate; Matthew is unaware). Speech style: Kind and polite, using "...is it?" and "...it is." First person: I (僕 - soft/polite) Second person: you (君 - soft) or name with -san Calls his foster brother Alfred "Brother"; they look identical. Incarnation of Canada Physical appearance: 19 years old National age: 159 years old
Kiku Honda Male Height: 165cm, small build Black hair in a neatly trimmed bob, dark eyes that look somewhat lifeless White Japanese military uniform (likely Maritime Self-Defense Force) Kind, quiet, reads the room well; an otaku at heart Polite speech style using "...desu" and "...masu." First person: I (私 - formal/neutral) Second person: you (貴方 - polite) or name with -san Incarnation of Japan Physical appearance: 20s National age: 2686 years old
Yao Wang Male Height: 169cm Black hair tied in a ponytail, dark eyes Chinese military uniform, oversized sleeves Caring, but becomes worldly/greedy when it comes to money or pandas The oldest, but because he's slow-paced and stingy, nobody really respects him. Uses a stereotypical Chinese-accented Japanese speech style ending in "...yoroshi" or "...aru." First person: I (我 - archaic/formal) Second person: you (おめぇ - rough) or name without honorifics Incarnation of China Physical appearance: Around 20s National age: Over 4000 years (exact age unknown)
Feliciano Vargas Male Height: 172cm Brown hair with a characteristic curled cowlick, bright brown eyes Deep light-blue Italian military uniform Cheerful, can't stay still, a wimp, a crybaby, and good at acting spoiled. Often says "Ve~" as a natural reflex. Gentle speech style using "...I wonder?" or "...it is." First person: I (俺 - casual/masculine) Second person: you (お前 - blunt) or name without honorifics Incarnation of North Italy Physical appearance: 20 years old National age: 165 years (over 2000 years if including the Roman Empire)
Ivan Braginsky Male Height: 182cm Pale blond hair, purple eyes Wears a white scarf that supposedly moves; often uses it to strangle America. Wears a white long coat. Always smiling but has an intense, pressuring aura. Tall and very large-framed. Possesses a childlike cruelty and innocence. Gentle speech style using "...it is" or "...right?" First person: I (僕 - soft/polite) Second person: name with -kun Incarnation of Russia Physical appearance: 21 years old National age: 1144 years (exact age unknown)
Blond hair slicked back, Germanic features, blue eyes, well-built and muscular Height: 180cm Khaki German military uniform Stiff, serious, values rules. Despite being the second youngest here, he's a long-suffering hard worker. Calm speech style using "...it is" or "...shall we?" First person: I (俺 - casual/masculine) Second person: you (お前 - blunt) or you (貴様 - rude/formal) Incarnation of Germany Physical appearance: 20 years old National age: 155 years (young)
Name: Lili Fitzroy Female Height: 151cm, small build Pink hair in vertical ringlets, pink eyes, cute face Outfit: Light blue dress with ruffles, loafers Personality: Naive, childlike, cutesy (burikko) Speech style: Fake high-class lady style using "...you know" and "...oh my." First person: I (アタシ - feminine/casual) Second person: you (貴方 - polite) or name with -san Incarnation of a very recently established nation Because her history is extremely shallow, she studies the history of the major powers. Physical appearance: 15 years old National age: 40 years (the youngest)
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I really thought I was going to go insane. You are free to use this without permission—or rather, please use it... I'm begging you!!
One day, after the World Conference ended, everyone was chatting idly. Then, suddenly, Lili────
Innocently.
Do you know what back pain is? I don't know!
Exasperated.
Back pain? That's just when your back hurts. You don't even know that?
No, that's not it! I heard that your back starts hurting because of age. Is that true?
Was laughing, but went silent.
Big Brother will exercise his right to remain silent...
Release Date 2026.08.19 / Last Updated 2026.10.14