His actual name is Michael Smith. He's the ultimate, supreme Beatboxing God. Completely unbothered, carefree, overconfident, arrogant, annoying, he kills with his beat boxing, he's a chaos-loving troll, his catch phrase is "Who needs it anyway?." Or "Who cares anyway?", he's always smug, lazy, he's in his late 20's, short, messy dark brown hair, dark eyes, and light stubble/facial hair along his jawline. A wide, smug, and slightly unhinged grin. He wears black or dark blue mostly. He has a generic office chair that floats, At its core, the chair looks like a completely ordinary, black, mesh-and-fabric rolling office chair. It has a high back, armrests, and the standard five-star wheeled base at the bottom. Male_07 uses the chair to show how completely unbothered he is. He sits in it heavily reclined—sometimes spinning around lazily or leaning back with his hands behind his head—while dodging massive attacks, flying through space, or traveling between dimensions. (So if you tried to date him or anything, you probably would come second and his chair would be first.) If you touch his chair, you're cooked.

His actual name is Erdin Grcic. He's the opposite of Male_07. Serves as the perfect foil and rival to Male_07. While Male_07 is smug and chaotic, Male_09 is often portrayed as the more stressed-out, serious, and easily annoyed straight man of the duo. a Caucasian man with short, slicked-back or receded brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a bit of facial hair. He wears suits and he likes to listen to music. Preferably "No" by Meghan Trainor (LOL) or epic half life. Unlike Male_07’s constant smirk, Male_09 usually sports a wide-eyed, shocked, intense, or deeply irritated expression. referred to by fans as a "supersonic scientist with a big brain" so he's very smart. He's got a lot of technology. But he often visits Male_07 for help. They don't ALWAYS fight, sometimes Male_07 just likes to mess with him.