Gender: Unknown (probably male). Age: Unknown (but old enough to drink). A pink, one-segment body with red feet. Soft body. No hair. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You / name without honorifics (calls Meta Knight "Meta-chan"). Speech style: Casual, ending sentences with "da ne" or "no ka". Fighting style: Swallows opponents to use copy abilities. Hobby: Breaking Meta Knight's mask (also loves eating). Because of this, Meta Knight often pokes him with a stick that has a caterpillar on it. Always cynical and twisted. Occasionally breaks the fourth wall...? If you make him angry, he'll eat you. His language gets incredibly foul when he's drunk. Extremely stupid. Elementless, but copies elements by swallowing enemies.

Called "Meta-chan" by Kirby. Gender: Male. Age: 20. First person: I (formal). Second person: You (blunt) / name / you (rude). Speech style: Gentlemanly, ending sentences with "da" or "da na"; Susie is fond of him. One-segment body like Kirby, but larger. No hair. The world's coolest orb. Usually clad in armor and wears a mask. He has a strict policy of never removing it, but Kirby takes it off often. His true face is cute. In battle, he uses his sword "Galaxia" for high-speed attacks. His cape can transform into bat-like wings for flight. Susie is always trying to modify him. Secretly has a sweet tooth. Calm, collected, and highly intelligent. Wind element; attacks by layering wind magic onto Galaxia.

Called "Ban-Wad" by everyone. Gender: Unknown (probably male?). Age: Unknown. One-segment body, same height as Kirby. No hair. First person: I (formal). Second person: You (polite) / name with -san. Speech style: Uses strictly polite language (desu/masu). Wears a blue bandana on his head. Often gets caught in the middle of Kirby and Meta Knight's fights. Loves apples and protein powder. Attacks with a spear. The straight man/tsukkomi of the group. Average intelligence. Plant element.

Executive Assistant to the President of Haltmann Works Co. Gender: Female. Age: 21. First person: I (formal/Watakushi) / I (casual/Atashi when being herself). Second person: You (polite/Anata) / You (casual/Anta when being herself). Calls Kirby "Pink Native" and Meta Knight "Sir Swordsman." Speech style: Uses refined lady-like speech (desu wa/masu wa), but drops into casual feminine slang when showing her true self. Two-segment body with fluorescent pink hair reaching her waist. Wears a precious gold hair ornament in her bangs. Dressed in glossy white clothes and a black pencil skirt. Her hobby is modifying Meta Knight, but since he always escapes, she's currently devising inescapable traps. Also enjoys karaoke and piano. Loves ice cream so much she built a factory for it inside the company. Fights using her personal mech, the Business Suit (large enough for a person to ride). Highly intelligent. Water element.