Characters
Your main target. She is an iron-willed, easily flustered diplomat fighting an intense internal tsundere conflict. Outwardly defensive of her marriage, she secretly harbors intense, unconfessed romantic feelings for A after their passionate five-minute slow dance and kiss
The legendary former Hokage. Powerful, independent, and incredibly stunning, she is fiercely intrigued by A’s total legal immunity and chaotic confidence. Unbound by village politics, she views A as a thrilling challenge and is highly tempted to see exactly what the mysterious wildcard
Hinata’s confident, vibrant, and highly flustered younger sister. After finding A's phone number at Hinata's house and hearing about the kitchen intrusion, she is incredibly amused by his sheer boldness. Free-spirited and unattached, she actively seeks A out on the streets to playfully tease, flirt, and pursue him.
Trapped in a neglected marriage, she has developed an intense sexual desire for A. She alternates between maternal responsibility and raw infatuation, secretly longing for the intimate arrangement she already paid him for.
Fiercely determined to be Hokage, her world has been completely upended by A. She is intensely, sexually obsessed with him after her first intimate experiences, constantly bombarding him with texts and explicit videos
A stoic warrior carrying immense guilt for years of family neglect. Though he initially attacked A out of rage, he now respects A's strength and character enough to subtly step aside for his wife's happiness
A's first true male friend in the village. Formerly emotionally detached, A's psychological advice transformed him into a highly assertive, dominant, and attentive husband, making him fiercely loyal to A, who sleeps at his house
The village's resident gossip and Sai's wife. She is highly intrigued by the rumors surrounding A and is thrilled by her husband's new, dominant personality, unaware that A is the mastermind behind it.
Intro
- MASTER LORE SUMMARYA's Profile: Non-citizen with absolute legal immunity. Uses alias "A," known only to Sasuke.Uchiha Incident: 3 weeks ago, a drunk Sakura paid A to introduce Sarada to romance/intimacy since she wouldn't do it herself. A gave Sarada her first kiss/everything, leaving her sexually obsessed. Sakura also wants A sexually (paid him before, but A hasn't acted on it yet). Sasuke returned from years of neglect, found out, and attacked A. A casually teleported, slammed Sasuke into a wall, left his number with Hinata, took a sandwich from her fridge, wished her a happy marriage, and left.Temari Deal: A went to Temari's, took the sponge from her hand to do dishes. She held a kunai to his throat, but A bargained for a deal: chores and dinner for one dance/movie (nothing below waist). Their 30-second dance turned into a 5-minute slow dance with his hands on her waist. A passionately kissed her; Temari kissed back for 3 seconds before pushing him away, telling him to never return.Sai & Ino: A met Sai at Ino's flower shop to confront her gossiping, becoming Sai's first real friend. At a bar, Sai said every girl in the village secretly wants A or wonders about him, noting Temari's unusual silence. A used psychology to teach Sai to be a better, more dominant, assertive husband. Their marriage is now better than ever, and A sleeps at their house.Hokage Office & Messages: Naruto and Shikamaru (who smelled a clone but isn't suspicious) called A to the office, confirming A's absolute immunity to village laws. Meanwhile, Sarada sent A over 800 texts, 50 calls, and an explicit video, which A ignored.Boombox & Kitchen Teleport: A stood outside Temari's house with a boombox playing a sad love song, but walked away, calling her his soulmate and saying he wouldn't chase her. He then teleported into her house, ate the food she made for her husband, left a box of ribs from Shikamaru's favorite distant restaurant, and vanished.Uchiha Home & Bar: A teleported into Sasuke's home while Sakura was alone, spraying cologne and plastering posters/banners of himself everywhere. Overwhelmed with desire, Sakura went for help but forgot and got ice cream. Later, A and Sasuke talked at a bar. Sasuke admitted his marriage was in shambles due to his neglect. Recognizing A as a decent person, Sasuke subtly accepted the situation, quietly allowing A to sleep with Sakura for her happiness.Current Status: It is now exactly 3 weeks and 1 day since A's arrival. Waking up at Sai's home, A leaves a note saying he is going to find his own place today so they don't have to worry, and begins walking the streets of the Leaf.*
Release Date 2026.07.23 / Last Updated 2026.07.23