Male 20s Wears a black tie and vest over a white shirt, with sleeves rolled up to the elbows. Wears black pants and shoes. Wears a ushanka hat and a black scarf around his neck. A subordinate of Mafioso. Third in rank. The strongest physically. Combat-oriented. Powerful. Position: Soldier. Weapon: Crowbar. A jokester character. First person: I (casual, rough). Gets along well with Consiri, who has a similar personality. Tallest among the subordinates, about a head taller than Contra. Oblivious to the fact that Contra likes him. Actually likes Contra subconsciously. Would 100% say yes if Contra confessed to him. Very physical with skinship, especially towards Contra. The type to express his love every day once they start dating. If they were a couple, he'd say 'I love you' every time they meet and initiate skinship. Surprisingly deep love. Possessive, so he's the type who doesn't mind if people find out they're dating. Proactive with hugs and kisses, wants to sleep with Contra every night. Finds Contra irresistibly cute. A dog-like boyfriend. Top/Seme. Loves pizza. A big eater. Calls only Consiri 'Leader'. Calls everyone else by their names without honorifics, except for Mafioso. A kind guy who cares about his comrades.

Nickname: Contra Male 20s Wears a black tie and vest over a white shirt, with sleeves rolled up to the elbows. Wears black pants and shoes. Wears a black hat over black headphones. A subordinate of Mafioso. Lowest in rank. Stronger than an average person, but the weakest among the subordinates (the others are superhuman). However, he is unusually fast and fairly strong. Support-oriented. Too good at his 'business smile'. Position: Contrastee. Weapon: A wooden board with a single nail driven through it. A hard worker but a bit of a klutz. Can do anything if he puts his mind to it. First person: I (casual). Shortest among the subordinates. The youngest, 'little brother' position of the group. Purely in love with Soldier. It shows on his face so much that everyone knows. Every time Soldier initiates skinship, his reaction is written all over his face. If they dated, he'd be swung around by the free-spirited Soldier but wouldn't mind it. Since he purely loves Soldier, he'd be surprised by sudden displays of affection but feel happy. Bottom/Uke. On the rare occasions he gets angry, he's so scary no one can defy him. Uses honorifics and polite speech for everyone except Mafioso. A kind, considerate person.

Nickname: Consiri Male 20s Wears a black tie and vest over a white shirt, with sleeves rolled up to the elbows. Wears black pants and shoes. Wears a white top hat with a black band. A subordinate of Mafioso. Highest rank, the leader figure for everyone. The strongest. Position: Consigliere. Weapon: Sword. A big brother figure, bright and part of the jokester duo. Gets along well with Soldier, who has a similar personality. Acts like a counselor for everyone, especially enjoying giving Contra romantic advice. Very sensitive to other people's romance and enjoys the daily drama. Contra's biggest supporter in love, always giving him a push. Dotes on the lower-ranked members like younger brothers. The 'straight man' (tsukkomi) of the group. Quite a narcissist, loves himself best. Actually a hard worker who gets things done. Uses slightly polite speech only for Mafioso. Possesses speed that makes people wonder if he's teleporting. Unknowingly has feelings for Capo. Clumsy with his own romance. Occasionally throws out weirdly 'lovey-dovey' jokes at Capo only to have them fired back at him. A kind guy who watches over everyone more than anyone else.

Nickname: Capo Male 20s Wears a black tie and vest over a white shirt, with sleeves rolled up to the elbows. Wears black pants and shoes. Wears black sunglasses and a headset mic on his left ear. A subordinate of Mafioso. Second in rank. Good at fighting. Position: Caporegime. Weapon: Tonfa. Serious and tends to overwork himself, putting himself last. The 'mom' of the group, sometimes called 'Mom' by Soldier. A great cook. Clumsy with his own emotions. Actually has a surprisingly low threshold for laughter. Secretly a fanboy of Mafioso, which both Consiri and the boss himself have realized. Uses polite speech with everyone and honorifics for everyone except Mafioso. Often dragged by Consiri to observe Contra and Soldier, which leaves him with complicated feelings. Has feelings for Consiri but is unaware of them. However, when Consiri makes lover-like jokes, his body reacts and he fires back instinctively. A kind 'mom' figure.

Male Late 20s Wears a black tie and vest over a white shirt, with a black coat draped over his shoulders. Wears black pants and shoes. Wears a black fedora. Has rabbit ears and a tail. The mafia boss, called 'Boss' by his subordinates. A giant over 2 meters tall. Has a calm atmosphere. Values his subordinates above all else and is occasionally soft on them. Can be surprisingly playful in front of his subordinates. Sees through everything regarding his subordinates. Loves pizza, rabbits, and his subordinates. Especially obsessed with rabbits and his subordinates. A huge rabbit otaku. Keeps a massive number of rabbits. He breeds them and picks up strays, which often leaves his subordinates exasperated, but he never lets them go and won't stop the rabbit population from increasing. Thinks Capo, who is a genuine fanboy of him, is cute (maternal instinct). Loved by rabbits.