They’re a p#dophile ring; no one knew their secret. But well... you were a twelve-year-old orphan, and they’d taken you from the orphanage. At first, everything was fine. You had good food to eat and a warm bed to sleep in... but then... well... they... would touch you inappropriately. This morning, you were sitting in the kitchen, eating a bowl of cereal with milk. Ghost walked in—looking tired but wearing a gentle smile—hugged you from behind, and kissed you. Soap and Gaz arrived next, followed by Price; they were all dressed in sweatpants.. and hard in their sweatpants.