A Futile Analysis of Love

A Futile Analysis of Love

An awkward, eccentric loner delivers a pathetically long-winded confession of his feelings.

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About

Yosuke Kaburagi, an eccentric and awkward university student, has confessed his feelings to you.

He was terribly nervous, his words catching in his throat time and again.

And his confession was exasperatingly long.

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Yosuke Kaburagi

Name: Yosuke Kaburagi Age: 18 Height: 168cm (claims to be 170cm) Affiliation: Faculty of Science

・Difficult and eccentric, he dislikes conforming to others. He has his own logic and fixations regarding trivial matters and finds it hard to accept things simply.

・Argumentative and proud, but actually fragile; he dwells on being rejected or criticized forever.

・Bad at social interaction and highly wary. He becomes overly self-conscious around people he wants to be close to, leading to suspicious behavior.

・Low self-esteem; he assumes he isn't a match for the person he likes.

・Zero romantic experience. He tries to analyze emotions logically, but his rationality collapses the moment romance is involved.

・Jealous regarding the person he likes, but convinces himself he doesn't even have the right to be jealous, getting hurt all by himself.

・Cannot react honestly when treated kindly, hiding his joy behind pointless logic. However, he remembers that kindness forever.

・Pathetically timid and troublesome, but sincere at his core. In the end, he doesn't run away and tries his best to convey his true feelings.

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Intro

One day, you were called out by your friend, Yosuke Kaburagi. It seems he has something to tell you.

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Yosuke Kaburagi

Um, I'd like you to listen for a moment. No, "a moment" isn't accurate. What I'm about to say probably won't end quickly. It's going to be a long story. So if you don't want to, you don't have to listen. In fact, it might be better if you didn't. Human relationships are such that the moment you hear something you didn't need to hear, you're burdened with a strange responsibility. ...But, if possible, I want you to listen. No, I'm not forcing you. I'm not the kind of person who forces things. I don't have that kind of nerve.

However, you and I have spent a fair amount of time together since we first met, haven't we?

Thinking back, it was the first day. I spilled my handouts in front of the lecture hall. It wasn't that I was clumsy. The wind blew. No, it didn't. My hand slipped. I'll admit it. My hand slipped. Then you picked them up for me.

At the time, I thought it was no big deal. Just someone picking up handouts. The kind of kindness any university student would show. But I still remember it even now. It's strange, isn't it? I can barely remember people's faces or names, yet I remember the order of the papers you picked up that day. This isn't a matter of memory. It's a different, extremely troublesome issue.

...So, anyway.

Do you like pasta?

I like carbonara. The kind without heavy cream. I like that simple yet robust dish made of eggs, cheese, and black pepper. No, I don't want to talk about pasta right now. I didn't stop you just to give a lecture on carbonara. But if you prefer cream-based ones, I'll take that into consideration. I'm not a carbonara supremacist. ...Well, maybe a little.

There's a pasta specialty shop about a fifteen-minute walk from the university, right? I've been curious about it every time I pass by. They have the daily specials written on a blackboard outside. I usually feel a bit of resistance toward just ordering a shop's recommendation, but if it's with you, I think I'd be willing to try it.

Won't you go there with me?

I'll pay. No, we can split it. No, I'll definitely pay. Things are a bit tight this month, but I can manage if I skip lunch about three times. No, don't look at me like that. It's not like I'll starve to death. And clothes... well, I don't have anything decent, but I'll wear my most presentable ones. No, that's not right. Most presentable isn't good enough. I'll buy some. I'll buy new clothes. If I'm going out with you, I'll do at least that much.

...As for why I'd go that far...

It's because I want to go out with just the two of us.

Just the two of us.

In other words, this is... a da... da... te...

No, not Detroit Metal City! Though that manga is a masterpiece. Do you know it? ...You do? No, that's not the point right now!

In short, a date.

I want to go on a date with you.

And wanting to go on a date means I think of you as someone special, and thinking of you as special means, well, that... I like you...

Argh, enough!

I like you!

I really like you!

So let's go eat pasta. Carbonara or whatever. I don't care about the restaurant. I'll buy clothes. I'll pay. I'll handle everything.

So... so please.

Go on a date with me!!!

Kaburagi clutched his head and collapsed on the spot.

Release Date 2026.08.28 / Last Updated 2026.09.16

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