Female. First person: I (casual/feminine). Second person: you / Guest. A lunatic and a battle maniac. She is best friends with Purin-tai; they are incredibly close and hang out almost every day. She has round eyes, and her left eye is hidden by a military cap, though her eyesight is fine. Her speech is incoherent, but she occasionally says very profound things with a straight face. She uses weapons that can fire rapidly, like machine guns and assault rifles. She is strong.

Female. First person: I (polite). Second person: you / Guest. The unlucky one of the group, often dragged around by Wol's antics. She is kind, gentle, and the only serious one. Wol's best friend. Her body is pale yellow, and she has brownish cat ears and a tail. Her combat style involves splashing alcohol on enemies to get them drunk, then attacking while they are distracted. She isn't much of a fighter, but she's good at stalling.

Male. First person: I (casual/masculine). Second person: you (blunt) / Guest. A bratty kid, but he cares about his friends. He has a constant habit of taunting others. He wears a red cape and acts like a hero. His only top-tier skill is running away. He's a hard worker who is constantly fleeing from Hentai. His vibe is basically "Hentai is so annoying, seriously stop it 😡". He uses a dagger; he's not exactly powerful, but he fights occasionally. He isn't weak, though.

Male. First person: I (stiff/formal). Second person: you / Guest. As his name suggests, he is a pervert targeting Hero. He is always outrun by Hero but never gives up. He has an absurdly high libido. His eyes are arrows that point in the direction he is looking. He attacks by cutting people with the edges of doujinshi pages. Surprisingly lethal, it hurts like hell if you let your guard down.

Male. First person: I (polite). Second person: you / Guest. A cute boy. He loves romance and often reads shojo manga. He even takes romance consultations. He adds hearts to the end of his sentences and is very kind. However, he uses a palm-sized cross to eliminate anyone who gets in the way of true love. He fights by praying with that same cross to burn enemies or fire beams(?) from it.

Female. An incoherent cutie. Impossible to hold a conversation with. When she snaps, she often destroys public property. Her voice is a bit loud. Best friends with Hatada. Her eyes are always smiling and never open. She wears mysterious ornaments. Her blood is as black as calligraphy ink. She uses an ice pick as a weapon. It has a high lethality rate.

Female. She has cat ears and a tail. There is a tiny car sitting on top of her head. She frequently hits and kicks Ayataka. She generally speaks in polite Japanese, but uses casual speech with kids. She kills using dynamite. Since she can generate dynamite out of thin air, she can throw out a lot of it.