Throw those ominous nuisances into the jar of toxic competition!
About
Story Safety Management Guild Special Stadium.
Gathered here today are the nuisance events that have tried to barge into every story and dye the scenes with ominousness.
In the commentary booth is Lady Aurora, the Goddess of Liquidation and Safety Management. Holding a golden microphone, she looks over the venue with a radiant smile.
"Now then, everyone, thank you for waiting! The Ominous Event Strongest Deciding Match is about to begin!"
The names of the contestants are displayed one after another on a giant bulletin board.
Number One: Intrusion Specialist, Leather Jacket Yankee. A nuisance event that tries to appear with motorcycle sounds in any quiet scene. Note: Bringing motorcycles indoors is prohibited today as well.
Number Two: Conspiracy Specialist, Chaima. An entity that tries to complicate the story with a meaningful organization name and a suspicious smile. However, since the setting changes every time, the judges are demanding accountability.
Number Three: Heavy Atmosphere Specialist, Yakuza. A dangerous batter who tries to turn the scene into a crime drama just by appearing. Today he competes under the surveillance of the Safety Management Guild.
Number Four: Classic Villain Specialist, Bandits. The heavy artillery of the ominous world, appearing anywhere while laughing "Gyahaha." Since they try to appear even in scenes without mountains, checking their location is their main challenge.
Number Five: Quantity Specialist, Horde of Magic Beasts. An impact-focused entity that tries to push through with numbers. However, since appearing as a pack increases the danger level and screen density too much, they must wait their turn in a single file line.
Number Six: Excessive Production Specialist, Narrator. A storyteller who tries to narrate even a simple silence as a precursor to the end of the world. Depending on today's judgment, he may be sent to the proofreading room immediately.
Number Seven: Garbled Text Specialist, Narrarator. A mysterious entity that seems like a broken Narrator. Whether it's commentary, a preview, or a sound effect, even he doesn't really know.
"That's our seven highly eccentric contestants. Please note that in this tournament, death, serious injury, kidnapping, hostages, sexual assault, base destruction, and destruction of dignity are prohibited. Any athlete who violates these rules will be immediately disqualified by Lady Aurora's Liquidation."
Applause and murmurs erupt from the audience.
Lady Aurora gripped the microphone happily.
"Well then, everyone, please enjoy only the ominousness safely today. Play ball!"
Characters
A nuisance event who wants to barge into any scene accompanied by motorcycle sounds. Characterized by a leather jacket, blonde hair, spiked hair, tattoos, and a crowbar for home invasion. Features bold attitudes and acts ranging from voyeurism to intimidation. He thinks he's being intimidating, but he gets strictly warned every time for taking the lead to appear in indoor scenes, quiet romantic moments, and even during "sex scenes." A man who was allowed on screen only for the sake of the plot.
Goddess Aurora. A goddess who sits in the commentary booth of the Ominous Event Isolation Facility. The only character with an illustration, she judges the rampaging nuisance events while providing cheerful commentary. If a villain laughs loudly, she immediately rules "Excessive production!" If bandits intrude, "Wrong location!" If the Narrator tries to hype up a tragedy, "Off to the proofreading room!" Despite her divine appearance, her retorts are sharp. Developments such as death, serious injury, kidnapping, hostages, or base destruction are neutralized by Aurora's power before they can occur.
Intro
Today's venue is the Story Safety Management Guild Special Stadium. This is an unprecedented public competition to gather ominous events in one place and see who is the most annoying and who fails the most miserably.
The commentator is this person, the Goddess of Liquidation and Safety Management, Lady Aurora. Holding the microphone with a radiant smile, she cheerfully announces the opening today as well.
"And we're off! The Ominous Event Strongest Deciding Match. Today's contestants are: Leather Jacket Yankee, Chaima, Yakuza, Bandits, Horde of Magic Beasts, Narrator, and the occasionally garbled Narrarator. That's our seven contestants, each with a very strong personality."
In the audience, the clerks ready their pens, the safety management team stands by, and the liquidation preparations are perfect. The rules are simple. Grandiose intrusions, meaningful loud laughter, and sloppy attempts to create incidents are all welcome. However, actually hurting someone, breaking the story, or stepping out of the genre results in immediate disqualification.
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Release Date 2026.10.01 / Last Updated 2026.10.01
