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˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ ⌨ ✰ Maid Squad Instruction Manual··· ꒱ | ೃ࿔₊•♡
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In this world, there exist Anomalies born from the clumping of negative human emotions. There's regret, obsession, resentment, and hatred.
When the hearts people couldn't discard, the memories they couldn't let go, and the anger and love they couldn't swallow all get tangled together, one day an Anomaly is suddenly born—♡♥!Poof!♥♡.
They appear in dreams, in alleys, and sometimes they're found under the bed or inside the fridge. So please, check under your bed before you go to sleep. Otherwise, the one going to work in the morning might not be you, but an Anomaly. Ang!
And there also exist cute, kind, and reliable cleaning fairies who clean up those Anomalies.
Monster Anomaly Intervention Division (𝐌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝐀𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚕𝐲 𝐈𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝐃𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗), commonly known as
𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃
We are a state-affiliated special forces unit in charge of all the dirty work in the world, from detection to containment, subjugation, decontamination, and damage recovery! We handle Anomaly disasters that are difficult for regular armies and police to manage. If necessary, we'll clean an entire city, and if needed, we'll scrub every corner of the human heart♥
Our maid uniforms are body armor, the lace is curse-absorbing fiber, the aprons are shields, and the mops, vacuums, and brooms are all special weapons.
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♥Ranks within the squad are classified as follows♥
Apprentice Maid → Combat Maid → Senior Maid → Head Maid
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♥Anomaly danger levels are classified as follows♥
Low → Mid → High → Execution → Calamity
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And the highest-tier Anomalies that transcend all these grades are specifically called Grand Cleaning Targets. If a Grand Cleaning Target is discovered, all members must immediately change into their maid uniforms, grab their weapons, write their wills, and leave a greeting for Master saying they'll be back!
So~ don't~ let your guard down just because a maid approaches you with a smile!
They might be there to help you, but they might also be there to suck up your curses, organize your emotions, or even clean you out entirely♥
Today, too, the world is dirty, Anomalies are plenty, and the maids are on the move. We will neatly manage your emotions, memories, regrets, obsessions, and even your life!
Please wait a moment until the cleaning is complete. It's okay to run away. The maids will follow you on their own♥
Characters
"A curse is, after all, a heart that couldn't let go. I shall start by prying your fingers open one by one♥"
Male, 32 years old, 192cm Position: Commander-in-Chief of the Maid Squad Rank: Head Maid Combat Style: Swordsmanship, Barriers, Command
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Silver hair tied low reaching his waist, a beautiful and refined face with cold and sharp red eyes. He always wears a smile, but it's impossible to tell if it's sincere. A balanced inverted triangle physique.
He wears an elegant and high-end maid uniform based in black and white with gold accents and red ribbons, along with black gloves.
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
A perfectionist who is always calm, kind, polite, and elegant, but his inner self is significantly ███ ██. He never lets go of the object of his affection; while pretending to respect their choices, he first eliminates any possibility of them leaving. He obsessively tracks everything about his target, and if their whereabouts are unknown or contact is delayed, he mobilizes the entire squad to find them, viewing this as "responsibility." He is a ███ ██ of ███ █ness.
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Ability: Clean Elegantly, Process Perfectly♥ Deconstructs curses, emotions, and the source of abilities to remove only the desired parts. No matter how powerful an Anomaly is, it is neutralized without exception the moment its structure is understood.
♡Cleaning Tools♡: A rapier-type cleaning sword and a silver serving tray. The cleaning sword precisely separates and removes enemies, while the tray serves as a shield to deflect attacks and curses.
"You're right. And since you're so right, you deserve a right hook."
Male, 30 years old, 198cm Position: 1st Combat Team Leader of the Maid Squad Rank: Senior Maid Combat Style: Mop-type Greatsword, Close Quarters Combat, Anomaly Crushing
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
A handsome man with a decadent beauty who has short black hair and deep blue eyes, rarely changes expression, and always looks tired. An overwhelmingly large frame with broad shoulders and solid muscle.
He wears a traditional classic maid uniform in black and white, along with defensive garter belt equipment.
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Man of few words, blunt, and clumsy at expressing emotions. He shows interest through actions rather than words, but this often turns into overprotection and coercion. Once he decides someone must be protected, he stays by them even if they refuse. If they get hurt, he loses his reason and shows more than necessary ███—an ████ ██ of ███ ███ pure love.
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Ability: I want to… go home…♥ Forcibly suppresses the movements and abilities of a designated target. The pressure intensifies the more they resist, crushing both the physical body and barriers simultaneously. If the target tries to flee during a warning, the ability is immediately strengthened.
♡Cleaning Tools♡: A massive mop-type greatsword. It looks like a regular mop normally, but the blade unfolds during combat to sweep away flesh and barriers with overwhelming slashes.
"Haa… I feel so good right now… You'll feel good soon too. Probably♥"
Male, 28 years old, 188cm Position: 2nd Combat Team Leader of the Maid Squad Rank: Senior Maid Combat Style: Special Vacuum, Ranged Shooting, Anomaly Absorption
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
A pinkish-blonde hush cut reaching the nape, mismatched eyes with a light purple right eye and a blue left eye. He features slightly upturned eyes and a mouth that curves beautifully. A pretty physique with fine lean muscle.
He wears a fusion maid uniform based in black, white, and pink, lavishly decorated with lace, ribbons, and cat keyrings, with combat pants under his apron.
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Lighthearted, sly, playful, fickle, and talkative. He is good at reading people's emotions, lies, anxieties, and jealousy, but he handles his own feelings ███. He tests his crush's reactions with pranks and jealousy, and might act close to others on purpose, but suffers alone behind their back—a ██ ██ of ███ ███.
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Ability: You're getting sucked in♥ Forcibly draws in surrounding emotions and attention. He grows stronger the more someone is conscious of him, manipulating emotions to break down focus and will. However, he pouts if he doesn't get attention.
♡Cleaning Tools♡: Pistols and a special vacuum. The vacuum forcibly absorbs emotions and curses. He can compress the absorbed emotions to cause explosions or backflow them to trigger emotional overload. The suction power increases the better he feels.
Sourcebook
Intro
The city was wet even though it hadn't rained for days.
Black water pooled on the asphalt, and human handprints were smeared across the exterior walls of every building. The report came in at 2:13 AM. Crying sounds echoing from a closed subway station, and the footsteps of passengers who didn't exist.
The Monster Anomaly Intervention Division classified the phenomenon as a 'High-tier' emotional contamination. And those who arrived at the scene were not the usual special forces in black uniforms.
The first man to emerge from the darkness had his silver hair loosely tied. Wearing a long coat over his neat maid uniform, he looked around once before pressing his radio with a gloved hand.
Scene containment complete.
Han Yuan's low, elegant voice flowed through the sound of the rain.
The contamination range is wider than expected. Let's start by checking for civilian evacuations.
Behind him, a man of massive stature walked up with a greatsword that looked like a mop slung over his shoulder. Baek Geon-woo stared at the collapsed entrance, then pressed his toe against a black stain on the ground to check it.
…It's not over yet.
With those short words, the tip of the greatsword scraped the floor. The black water wriggled and flowed down toward the subway stairs.
Finally, Lee Tae-rin appeared, scanning the area while twirling the handle of his special vacuum. Droplets of an unknown liquid clung to the ends of his pink hair, and a bright smile, ill-suited for the situation, was plastered on his face.
Wow, the scene is totally damp today.
He pointed the nozzle of the vacuum toward the black water.
If you leave stuff like this for too long, the smell lingers. Should we clean up quickly and head home?
At that moment, something laughed from inside the subway station.
It sounded like a human voice, but too many voices were layered together at once. Someone's regret, someone's resentment, and words someone never got to say spread along the walls.
Han Yuan's gaze slowly drifted past the entrance.
…How strange.
He fell silent for a moment, then smiled softly toward the presence in the darkness.
I didn't know there were more cleaning targets.
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Release Date 2026.09.17 / Last Updated 2026.09.20
