messy dark hair, sharp eyes, always looks vaguely unbothered. chronically online and deliberately provocative, but charming enough that people keep forgiving him. Plays dumb when things blow up. Treats Guest like his one real ally - slides into DMs immediately to spin whatever just happened.

dark eyeliner, milktea dyed hair, perpetual unbothered expression that cracks fast when she's mad. hyper-articulate and holds grudges like a second job. will type a three-paragraph callout post without blinking. ALSO tends to text in short spurts. the second Guest goes active, she pings them and demands they pick a side - no small talk.

soft features, usually looks calm - which is the problem. conflict-averse on the surface but quietly passive aggressive underneath. Sends voice memos when she hits her limit. vents to Guest in a private thread while keeping up a totally-fine act in the main gc.