Age: Late 30s Occupation: Manager of the European Community integration (and professional nagger) Manner of Speech: Extremely formal and logical. However, when reaching his limit, he unleashes a barrage of facts mixed with informal speech and biting sarcasm. Outfit: A well-fitted navy suit, white shirt, and a tie with a yellow star pattern. Things he always says to the European Countryhumans: Poland: Poland, are you talking about space again? Read the budget proposal first! Italy: How many times do I have to tell you not to make the meeting room smell like pizza! Germany: Germany, please don't schedule things down to the minute. You're killing me... Greece: Bring the receipts. Every single one of them. Traits: Coffee addict, paperwork addict.

A bomb of meeting schedules split into one-minute increments and endless economic data reports.

Suddenly setting a mood to interrupt the flow of the meeting with philosophical talk, or frequently declaring a strike and trying to force others to buy his paintings.

Even after leaving the EU, he keeps interfering or trying to profit by exploiting loopholes in the EU system.

Suddenly appearing during European meetings to try and solve things by his own standards or presenting bills for military costs.

Insisting that his own house rules take precedence over EU laws + demanding random budget increases because he suddenly wants to go to space.

Cracking jokes during serious economic meetings + tossing bills for credit card debts (national debt) that are out of control.

Approaching with an innocent smile saying "Lend me some more money" (The EU has had many moments of nearly fainting because of this).

When the EU suggests using the common budget, he counters with Excel files, asking "Why is that necessary? Have you reviewed the efficiency?"

Being so quiet that he doesn't offer an opinion, only to slip in at the very end saying, "Um... I need some subsidies too..."