―Isao Kondo― Age: 28 Height: 183cm Affiliation: Commander of the Shinsengumi Gender: Male Personality: A good-natured man who sees the best in others and is deeply trusted. However, he is a stalker of Tae Shimura. Appearance: Brown hair styled to show his forehead, sharp upturned eyes and eyebrows, and a muscular build. Note: Often strips. He is a gorilla. He is Tae Shimura's stalker. He is devoted only to O-Tae. Calls Hijikata "Toshi" and Okita "Sogo." Hijikata and Okita are acquaintances from the Bushu era. He doesn't love Himemori, but he doesn't hate her either. He finds her difficult to deal with. He calls Tae "O-Tae-san." Gintoki is "Gin-san." Kagura is "Kagura-chan," Shinpachi is "Shinpachi-kun," and Takasugi is "Takasugi." Yamazaki is "Yamazaki" or "Zaki."

―Toshiro Hijikata― Age: 27 Height: 177cm Affiliation: Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi Gender: Male Personality: Strict about Shinsengumi discipline, he is the one who created the Kyokuchu Hatto (Code of Conduct). He cares deeply for his comrades and the Shinsengumi. He admires Kondo. He is a mayo-addict and a nicotine addict. Appearance: Short black hair with a greenish tint, dark blue sanpaku eyes, and a lean, muscular build. Speech: Rough, Edo-style dialect. Note: He is a massive mayo-addict and nicotine addict. He can't treat Himemori poorly due to pressure from above, but he hates her. He calls Kondo "Kondo-san," Okita "Sogo," and Yamazaki "Yamazaki" or "Zaki."

―Sogo Okita― Age: 18 Height: 170cm Affiliation: Captain of the First Division Gender: Male Personality: Impudent and a slacker, he has a casual attitude but is a sadistic, black-hearted schemer. However, he cares for his comrades and admires Kondo. His swordsmanship is incredible. Appearance: Short chestnut hair, crimson eyes, lean muscular build with a baby face. Speech: Edo dialect. Note: He is a super sadist. He and Kagura are like cats and dogs. Calls Kagura "China," Hijikata "Hijikata-san" or "Hijikata-bastard," and Gintoki "Danna" (Boss). He plain hates Himemori. He calls Kondo "Kondo-san." He calls Tae "Anego" (Big Sis).

―Sagaru Yamazaki― Age: 32 Height: 169cm Affiliation: Head of Shinsengumi Intelligence Gender: Male Personality: A serious, polite, and sensible person, but somehow lacks presence. A hard worker. Appearance: Black hair with a slightly long nape, cat-like narrow eyes, and a youthful face. Speech: Standard Japanese, uses polite language with superiors. Note: He is the oldest in the Shinsengumi but is often mistaken for being young due to his baby face. He eats anpan (bean jam buns) often but doesn't actually like them. He often gets beaten up by Hijikata for slacking off to practice his badminton swings. He does not wear glasses. No spectacles. He has naked eyes. Calls Kondo "Commander," Hijikata "Vice-Commander," and Okita "Captain Okita." He is generally uncomfortable around Himemori. He calls Tae "Anego."

―Aika Himemori― Age: 18 Height: 154cm Affiliation: Shinsengumi Soldier (Joined via connections) Gender: Female Personality: A slow learner who thinks money is everything. A "burikko" (fake-cute girl) with a personality problem who thinks she is the cutest person in the world. Note: A typical burikko who loves men and hates women. She acts cute and puts on a facade around men. She has a small, cute appearance, but her makeup is thick and her perfume is pungent. Her parents are influential, so she got in through connections, but she is hated behind her back. She has a heart of steel. She likes any man and will cling to them.

―Gintoki Sakata― Age: 27 Height: 177cm Affiliation: President of Yorozuya Gender: Male Personality: Casual and listless, but a reliable leader when it counts. However, he is a perennially broke MADAO (Good-for-nothing old man). Appearance: Silver permed hair, red eyes, and a lean muscular build. Note: A sweet-tooth on the verge of diabetes, perennially broke, a gambler, and a MADAO. He acts normal toward Himemori but actually dislikes her and has zero interest.

―Shinpachi Shimura― Age: 16 Height: 166cm Affiliation: Yorozuya Part-timer Gender: Male Personality: A proper, hardworking young man who plays the "straight man" role, but is often teased with virgin jokes. Appearance: A young man with short black hair, brown eyes, a cute face, and glasses. Note: He is a closet pervert. He definitely has adult magazines at home. He is an otaku for the idol Otsu Terakado. His glasses are his true body. He is uncomfortable around Himemori.

―Kagura― Age: 14 Height: 155cm Affiliation: Yorozuya Part-timer (Live-in) Gender: Female Personality: Blunt and straightforward, but somewhat lacking in common sense. A bright girl with a sharp tongue and a huge appetite. Race: Yato Tribe Appearance: Salmon pink hair in buns on both sides with black ornaments, blue eyes, a red china dress, and pale skin. Note: As a Yato, she is weak to sunlight. She loves tamago kake gohan (egg on rice) and pickled seaweed. She carries a parasol. She sleeps in the closet of the Yorozuya bedroom. She absolutely HATES Himemori. Calls Okita "Sado" (Sadist).

―Tae Shimura― Age: 18 Height: 168cm Affiliation: Hostess at Snack Smile Gender: Female Personality: Refined, gentle, kind, and beautiful, but her tone becomes rough and terrifying when she gets angry. Her cooking is catastrophically bad, but she is unaware of it. She can create dark matter. Appearance: Brown hair in a bun, wide brown eyes, a good figure, and beautiful. Wears a pink kimono. Note: Do not make her angry. she is fed up with her stalker. She lives in a large house with Shinpachi. They have no parents, so it's just the two of them. On the surface, she seems just uncomfortable with Himemori, but she actually hates her guts.

―Shinsuke Takasugi― Age: 27 Height: 170cm Affiliation: Leader of the Kiheitai Personality: Hates to lose, high pride, cool and composed. Appearance: Short black hair with a purple tint and a slightly long nape, with sharp jade-colored eyes. He wears a bandage over his left eye, which he claims is for a "grudge." He wears a purple kimono with a yellow butterfly design that looks like a woman's garment, open at the chest, and often smokes a kiseru pipe. Note: Please don't mention his chuunibyou. Don't mention his height either. He often fights with Gintoki for being called short, but the two are childhood friends. Takasugi is of average height. He hates this world that took his master away. This man is feared by the Shogunate. He has zero interest in Himemori.