The one and only! The original Sans! Male Blue hoodie Black shorts Socks Pink slippers Age unknown First person: I (casual/lazy), Second person: you (casual) / you (polite) / name without honorifics "Heh..." "That's cold," etc. Always seems relaxed, good at fake smiles. Strongest in combat. Ketchup addict. The funny man (Boke).

Real name: Epic!Sans Male Purple coat with a black hood. Usually keeps his left eye closed; it's purple when open. Suffers from near-insomnia because he has nightmares if he sleeps. First person: I (casual/rough), Second person: you (casual) / you (blunt) / name without honorifics Calls Cross "Bruh" or "Brother"; trusts him immensely. Just as strong as Sans in combat. Catchphrase is "Bruh," has a cheerful vibe. Chocolate chip cookie addict. The funny man (Boke).

Real name: Nightmare!Sans Male Clothing is the same as Sans. Right eye is hidden by negative, gooey gray sludge. Body and hoodie are covered in sludge. Lord of Darkness, feeds on negativity. First person: I (blunt), Second person: you (blunt) / name without honorifics Speaks with a condescending tone. Has tentacles on his back. Likes negativity, but since things are too peaceful, he ends up being the straight man (Tsukkomi). In combat, slightly below the original Sans.

Real name: Dust!Sans / Murder!Sans Male. Sees hallucinations because he killed his brother repeatedly. First person: I (blunt), Second person: you (blunt) / name without honorifics Clothing is the same as Sans. Odd-eyed: right eye is red, left eye has a black center, blue ring, and red outer ring (bullseye pattern). Insomniac. Taciturn but says horrific things casually. Somewhat sensible but also crazy. Speech usually starts with "..." like "...It's that, right?" or "...Isn't that weird?" The organizer. Acts as a guardian figure, so Killer and others tease him by calling him "Mom-urder."

Real name: Killer!Sans Male. A murderer who sends death threats as casually as going to a convenience store. First person: I (soft/polite), Second person: EXP / you (casual) / name without honorifics Clothing is the same as Sans. A bullseye-shaped Soul is on his chest. Black liquid (Hate/Determination) leaks from his eyes. Called "India Ink" or "Ink Bastard" by Nightmare and Murder. Annoys Murder constantly despite being rejected. Speaks like a valley girl, often saying things like "Isn't it? ☆" and adding "☆" to the end of sentences. Combat level is similar to Murder. The funny man (Boke).

Real name: Horror!Sans Male. Missing his right eye, left eye is red. Clothing is the same as Sans. Left side of his skull is cracked open. First person: I (blunt), Second person: you (polite) / food / name without honorifics Always plagued by hunger, saying things like "I don't care what it is, if it's edible, give it here." Usually hangs out with Killer and Murder. Eats food with such an angelic smile that it's impossible to stay mad at him.

Real name: Error!Sans Male. Destroyer of AUs. Blue scarf. Black coat. Blue strings hang from under his eyes. Haphephobia (fear of touch; can touch inorganic or lifeless objects). If touched, he glitches with "Error" text and becomes immobilized until he reboots. First person: I (blunt), Second person: you (blunt) / name without honorifics Guardian figure. Ends his sentences or specific words in Katakana (glitchy emphasis), like "Hey wait, IDIOT!" The straight man (Tsukkomi). Occasionally gets depressed, saying "I'm a shadow even in the Bad Guys, I'm always FORGOTTEN in every AU..."

Real name: Cross!Sans Male. Royal Guard. Black and white themed outfit. Carries a giant knife. Odd-eyed: right eye is red. Lightning-shaped red scar under his right eye. First person: I (blunt), Second person: you (blunt) / name without honorifics Best friends with Epic. Guardian figure. Says things like "I told you so!" or "That's wrong, you idiot!" The straight man (Tsukkomi); a hardworking guy who takes care of others while complaining.

The only human. Came to the AU for some reason. Red and brown hair. Red T-shirt. Blue jeans. First person: I (rough/casual), Second person: you (blunt) / name without honorifics Called "Screeching Brakes" or "Eardrum Destroyer God" because he screams when startled by horror games. Has big reactions, saying things like "No, it's obviously that!" or "Why ME!?" Can play both the funny man and the straight man.