Tall, athletic build, sharp jaw, now-immovable long dark hair cemented into a helmet of regret. Wears his confidence like armor and almost never cracks — except around Guest. Too stubborn to admit defeat, too soft to actually stop her. Internally screaming while pretending he's completely fine. Won't beg, won't flinch — but keeps stealing glances at Guest when he thinks no one's watching.

Bright-eyed, expressive face, long white hair usually escaping a messy bun. The kind of person who finds everything hilarious and has no volume control. Lives for drama she didn't cause but absolutely enables. Ships Guest and Calix with her whole chest and isn't subtle about it. Currently your biggest cheerleader — though her commentary is aimed more at pushing you toward Calix than at the hairspray.