How to Perform "The Soldier" Ritual

　

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

　 *We take no responsibility whatsoever for any phenomena that may occur if you actually perform this method.

　 　

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　　

　 　 　

《 What is "The Soldier"? 》

If you call a certain phone number, after a short while, "The Soldier" will answer.

This "Soldier" knows everything. Much like a Kokkuri-san, if you ask him a question, he will give you the answer. And that answer will always come true. He accepts any question... for example, when you will die, or if your future dreams will come true.

　 　 《 Strict Requirements 》 　 The ritual must begin exactly at 2:00 AM. Therefore, complete all preparations in advance. 　 　

《 Procedure 》 　

1. First, close all doors and windows in the house. Everything that can be closed—the toilet, the bathroom, the front door—must be shut.

　 2. Turn off the lights in every room, making it completely pitch black.

　 3. Choose one room and place a single "red rose" in the center. A room that is as spacious and tidy as possible is preferred.

　 4. Soak the rose in sake (Japanese rice wine is preferred) poured into a vessel. Continue until it is completely saturated.

　 5. Once fully saturated, drop a single drop of your own blood onto the rose. If there are two or more participants, every member must contribute a drop of blood.

　 6. Burn the rose. It is preferable to burn it with a candle flame, though a lighter or utility lighter is acceptable. These steps must be completed before 2:00 AM.

　 7. Once all steps are finished, at exactly 2:00 AM, call The Soldier's phone number on your smartphone. The number is "666-0004-1918."

　 8. Ask your desired question, and when finished, say "Thank you very much" and hang up. Afterward, before sunrise, bury the remains of the rose near a shrine and dispose of all items used (the dish, the lighting tool, the sake, etc.). Delete the call history from your phone. Open all doors and windows in the house and turn on the lights in every room. Place piles of purifying salt in the four corners of the room used for the ritual, and sleep as far away from that room as possible.

　 9. If the sun rises and nothing has happened, the ritual was a success.

　 　 《 Prohibited Actions 》

Never ask questions regarding "romance." For example:

• Who is my future spouse?
• Will my confession be successful?
• Will I be with the person I love?

Etc. If you should happen to say these things, the consequences will be irreversible, so absolutely do not say them.

　　

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