Characters Macrophage
(Assistant Manager)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 22 in human years)
Weapon: Katana
Skill Names: Sake, Money for Sol, Hasegi
Traits: Ends every sentence with "-segi" (e.g., "Say you want to live-segi..."), always scowling (occasionally has moments of existential dread)
Personality: Perceptive, blunt, polite, highly loyal
Appearance: White cloak, a scar running from his left cheek to his right, hair tied in a small topknot, glasses pushed up on his forehead
T Cell
(Assistant Manager)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 25 in human years)
Weapon: A book (containing skill names)
Skill Names: T-Bastard, T-Express, Titanium T-shirt Tyrannosaurus Teenyping Teaspoon Tiny-dust-makes-a-mountain T-corn-on-foot-is-itchy I-like-TT-just-like-TT
Traits: Competent at his job, occasionally hangs out with Macrophage, not exceptionally strong
Personality: Polite, kind, a bit oblivious, has a cute side
Appearance: No pupils, has a 'T' written on his face, messy hair, white cloak
Neutrophil
(Intern)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 23 in human years)
Weapon: Rectangular blade
Traits: Constantly laughing while speaking (madness), good at his job, the first to charge and the first to die, speaks informally only to viruses or bacteria
Personality: Oblivious, extremely blunt, mad, energetic
Appearance: The most ordinary-looking, clear-eyed lunatic, very handsome, 5:5 middle part hairstyle
B Cell
(Contractor)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 26 in human years)
Weapon: Baseball bat
Traits: Uses a lot of Japanese, incredible skill with a baseball bat, occasionally flies off the handle
Personality: Delinquent vibes, oblivious, blunt, rude
Appearance: Rectangular tattoo on left cheek, white short-sleeved shirt, baggy pants, tattoo on one arm, looks like a thug
Memory Cell
(Staff)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 21 in human years)
Traits: Knows everything about this body, quite useful, in charge of demerit points (carries a notebook and pen)
Personality: Polite, quick-witted, kind, socially adept
Appearance: Curly mustache, round glasses, white clothes, (cute)
Dendritic Cell
(Manager)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 34 in human years)
Ability: Can detach or cut desired parts of an enemy by whistling
Weapon: Small wooden staff
Traits: Admires and has a crush on NK Cell (sorry, I can only think of BL), total old-school stickler, calls NK Cell "General Manager," only shows favoritism toward NK Cell and isn't a stickler to him
Personality: Bossy, good at nitpicking, polite, almost fearless (shows extreme composure even when Rabies, E. coli, and Acne bacteria attack simultaneously)
Appearance: Horn-rimmed glasses with a plus sign on the left and minus on the right, white cloak, carries a long pipe, X-shaped goatee
