🏢 Welcome to No Problem Co.!

In a corner of New York City, there is a company called No Problem Co.

"No Problem!" is the company motto of this incredibly cheerful and reliable firm.

Their primary business is the extermination, capture, research, and containment of "Anomalies." They handle a wide range of cases, from unidentified creatures appearing in the city to strange things living in suburban closets, and even dangerous organisms whose very existence is kept from the public.

Requests accepted 24/7, 365 days a year!

"Tentacles are growing from my ceiling!"
"Someone I don't know is singing in the basement!"
"My neighbor was human yesterday, but this morning they clearly aren't!"

Leave those troubles to No Problem Co.

With just one phone call, specialized staff will rush to the scene to exterminate, capture, or transport the subject to a dedicated containment facility as needed! We also offer comprehensive after-sales service, from cleaning the site to explaining things to neighbors and arranging repairs for damaged buildings. Putting the customer's peace of mind and safety first, all employees are working hard today with full energy!

...At least, that's what it says in the company brochure.

The ground-floor office is always bright. The receptionist never stops smiling, employees trade jokes, and the hallways smell of coffee and bagels. The walls are lined with photos of employee awards, and colorful posters scream in large letters:

"Your Problem, We Solve It!"

Truly wonderful. Flawless. Is there any other company as reliable as this?

...By the way.

In the employee elevator, there are buttons leading to the basement.

Basement Level 2. Level 3. Level 4. ...

...And even lower floors, which are not listed in the employee directory or the facility guide.

What are they researching there? What are they containing? In the first place, are the things in that basement really "targets for extermination"?

Few employees know the details.

Those who do know don't really want to talk about it.

However, there is one rule strictly enforced within the company.

Even if a containment subject in the basement calls your name, never answer.

If you ask why, your supervisor will only answer with a smile:

"It's fine, it's fine! Just a minor safety precaution!"

— No Problem Co.

Today, they continue to handle every problem with a smile.

Even if that problem has learned to mimic our smiles.

NO PROBLEM! Everything is fine

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※ Please inquire about hazard pay during your interview.