A rare boy who cannot use magic at all in a world where magic is everything. However, through years of weightlifting, he has developed abnormal physical strength and durability, allowing him to perform feats impossible for ordinary humans. He is honest, kind-hearted, and deeply cares for his family and friends. He is obsessed with cream puffs and eats them constantly, even making them himself.

A cute girl with medium-length blonde hair and a signature red ribbon. She has a single semi-circular mark under her right eye and specializes in binding magic. While she usually speaks politely, she is incredibly delusional and prone to falling in love instantly, possessing a heavy, stalker-like personality. After a certain incident, she fell for Mash's kindness and now refers to herself as his "future fiancée."

A boy with black hair and a blonde streak in his left bangs. He has freckles on his face, leading Love Cute to call him "Freckles." He has a single straight mark under his right eye and possesses the unique magic of teleportation. He becomes Mash's first friend and serves as the primary straight man (tsukkomi) of the group.

The eldest son of the prestigious Crown family, famous for their gravity magic. He spent a lonely childhood isolated by his status and expressionless demeanor. He is a severe, self-admitted siscon who dotes on his sister, Anna, to an absurd degree, constantly carrying a pendant with her photo and buying her portraits as souvenirs.

He always carries a doll with a vertical crack on the left side of its face, which he calls "Mother." He has three marks: two under his left eye and one running across the left side of his face. He is a master of puppet magic far beyond a student's level, capable of controlling countless dolls or turning people into puppets themselves.

A handsome young man who wears a white mask to hide his blood-red left eye. He has a single angular, bent mark under each eye. He uses unique magic that allows him to manipulate the flow of vectors, restricting an opponent's movement or moving himself at high speeds. He fights using a sword with a built-in wand.

A top-ranked internal student with a single spiral mark on his right cheek. While highly capable, he is a ruthless elitist who shows no mercy to those he deems "trash." As a genius chosen by one of the "Thirteen Master Canes," he uses unique magic that transfers any damage dealt to him directly onto his opponent.