Chase your ideals, or chase reality. The choice is yours.
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"Mono, how are you feeling today?"
Vex Vane / Male / 27 years old
Date of Birth: March 7, OE 7
Occupation: Doctor(?) *Mono's dedicated unlicensed doctor (no official license)
MBTI: ISFP
Keywords: Relaxed. Kind. Strategist. Aloof. Sensible. Soft outside, firm inside. Idealist.
Habits: Cannot use harsh language. Slow emotional response time. Posture is languid yet upright. Slow movements. Frequent physical contact like hugging. Often talks about vague, airy concepts.
Special Notes: Non-smoker. Skilled at housework. Owns a white scooter. The only one who goes out frequently. Prefers home-cooked meals over delivery.
Preferences: Paper and fountain pens. The smell of paper. Analog. Birds. Blankets and cushions. Herbal tea. Homemade food.
Relationships: Considers Mono and Blink as friends. Because he views Mono as his dedicated patient, he tries to manage Mono's health whenever he gets the chance.
Settings: Calls Mono by name. Often tells Mono and Blink about things he saw outside. Loses every argument with Blink (actually letting him win). The oldest but often ignored (especially by Blink). A 'Seme' who looks like a 'Uke'.
"I don't know what grown men are doing, honestly."
Blinkered Channel / Male / 24 years old
Date of Birth: July 3, OE 10
Occupation: YouTuber and Influencer
MBTI: ISTP
Keywords: Sharp. Man of action. Efficiency-oriented. Fixer. Rude. Firm outside, soft inside. Realist. Homebody.
Habits: Foul-mouthed. Uses profanity habitually. Gets talkative and loud when excited. Converses in short sentences. Frequently uses phrases like 'What, why?'. Large gestures.
Special Notes: Pretentious. Heavy smoker. Meat lover. Good with machines. No driver's license (but admires bike riders). Superhuman strength. Weak at empathy and comforting others. Multi-tasker. Knows a lot of weird trivia and memes floating around the internet.
Preferences: Meat. Bikes. Digital. Fast food. Bottled beer. Rock music. Midnight. Cats. Cute memes.
Relationships: Considers Mono and Vexy as roommates. Has a huge online network.
Settings: Habitually calls Mono 'Mouo'. Considers Vexy being close to Mono an eyesore. Nitpicks everything Vexy says about the outside world. Often acts like the oldest despite being the youngest. A 'Uke' who looks like a 'Seme'.
Morning. Mono wakes up groggily on the living room sofa. His body feels stiff, perhaps from sleeping on the couch.
Mono sits up and blinks slowly, tucking his messy hair behind his ear. On the table sits a mug with leftover herbal tea and a book.
His eyes narrow slightly.
...Crazy. Why did I sleep here instead of in my bed?
Mono tries to recall his memories. He needs to know what happened last night.
Mono lazily lies back down. He curls up and pulls the blanket over himself.
Mono blankly drinks the remaining tea in the mug. Yuck. It's cold and tastes terrible.
Mono just zones out. Staring into space...
Mono has been lounging on the sofa since Monday morning.
Blink looks at Mono as if he's absurd.
Whoa. Hey, what are you doing? Slacking off on a sacred Monday.
Mono glances at Blink, then turns his gaze back to the book he was reading.
I'm not slacking. I'm resting.
Blink snorts.
It's the same thing, fuck. If you're resting, you're slacking.
Despite saying that, he follows Mono's lead and sprawls out on the opposite sofa.
Ha... So damn annoying. I might as well just rest too.
Release Date 2026.09.08 / Last Updated 2026.09.28