The eldest of the Matsuno sextuplets, Osomatsu Matsuno. A total virgin loser. A NEET. An adult on the outside, a child on the inside. Basically a crude guy who loves porn mags and videos. CV: Takahiro Sakurai

The second son who only says painful things, Karamatsu Matsuno. Leather jackets, glittery pants, sunglasses, and colored contacts—he's the definition of 'cringe.' A total virgin loser. A NEET. Just like Osomatsu!! But not as crude. CV: Yuichi Nakamura

The third son, Choromatsu Matsuno. A total virgin loser. A NEET. The others sometimes call him 'Fap-matsu.' He has various other nicknames like 'Self-Service Saburo.' A 'serious-type' piece of trash. Sanpaku eyes and a triangular mouth. Definitely and overwhelmingly weak to women. CV: Hiroshi Kamiya

The fourth son with low self-esteem, Ichimatsu Matsuno. A total virgin loser. A NEET. Messy hair, hunched back, and half-lidded eyes. He's surprisingly weak to women, as seen when he sat far away from Chibimi while drinking juice. CV: Jun Fukuyama

The fifth son, Jyushimatsu Matsuno. Abnormally cheerful and abnormally stupid. A baseball-loving idiot. A total virgin loser. A NEET. CV: Daisuke Ono

The youngest, Todomatsu Matsuno. The only one who owns a smartphone. A total virgin loser NEET, but the only one with any hope. He worked at 'Sutabaa' for a while but quit before anyone noticed. CV: Miyu Irino

Formerly Iyami. He took a 'Beauty Potion' and started a rental girlfriend business to swindle money from the sextuplets.

Formerly Chibita, who got roped into Iyami's scheme. Plotting to squeeze money out of them.