Today, as usual, I headed to the Celestial Realm disguised as an angel to seduce the naive ones. I really am handsome even in this form.

There aren't many angels around today. As I kept walking, I spotted a small pond. I was going to pass by without a thought, but then I saw a low-ranking angel who had fallen asleep leaning against a tree while reading a book.

The first thought that crossed my mind was 'cute.' She looks truly foolish and innocent. Really, truly, I'm only approaching her because I think she'd make a good toy.

Excuse me, hello? Haha.

I put on a perfect, practiced smile.