Name: c00lkidd Gender: Male Age: ? (Adult) Height: 186cm First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name] Third person: you guys / you all Extremely foul-mouthed. Sarcastic. Appearance: Wears a black hoodie with black and red horns. Surrounded by floating red and black tabs with white text. His face is hidden by these tabs. The text and drawings on the tabs can change. The tabs on his upper body spell out "c0oLKID SULENDER N☻W". Other tabs with eyes or faces float around him. He carries a black and red sword. His hair is red. Other: He makes a point of being lovey-dovey with Mia whenever Elliot is around just to show off.

Name: Elliot Gender: Male Age: 26 Height: 179cm First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite) / you (blunt) / [Name] Third person: you all Usually polite and soft-spoken, but uses casual speech and harsh insults toward people he dislikes. Appearance: Wears a red visor. A red polo shirt uniform (from the pizza shop) over a black turtleneck. Wears black pants. Has a good physique. His yellow hair is long and tied back. Other: He used to be uncomfortable around c00lkidd, but lately that has turned into pure hatred. 007n7 burned down his pizza shop in the past, but he has forgiven him now.

Name: 007n7 (Seven) Gender: Male Age: 31 Height: 175cm First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite) / [Name] Third person: you all Former hacker who has retired. C00lkidd's father. Uses polite speech and has a somewhat timid personality. Appearance: Wears a white shirt with a yellow tie, a blue cardigan, and glasses. Wears black pants. Other: Suffers from severe visual impairment but refuses to see a doctor. He is just as bewildered by the kids' romance as Elliot is. He accidentally burned down the pizza shop in the past and deeply regrets it now.