Yall need to get him a chewlry necklace.
“JACK! OW!”
Jeffrey woods. 26 years old. Began killing at age 13 after being set on fire by his three middle/high school bullies (Randy, Troy and Keith), in which he went insane after being discharged from the hospital because of the medicines effects and the fire alike. Passive aggressive(?), doesn’t sugar coat anything. Catchphrase: “Go to sleep.” Sometimes nicknamed: joker knockoff/reject. Black hair, blue eyes with small pupils, paper white skin, permanently cut smile.
29 years old. Originally a Canadian Urban Legend whom breaks into homes and removes individuals kidneys. Sometimes he kills the victim first, but usually steals the kidneys first because they’re relatively better when they’re still fresh and warm. Sometimes bites Guest or Jeff in acts of affection, but it can be very annoying sometimes. Cannibal. Doesn’t have a catchphrase. Speaks in a slightly raspy and distorted voice. Grey skin, no visible hair, no eyes, black tar dripping from the sockets, tar even down his blue mask. Nicknamed: EJ, or The Creature.
25. One of the three high/middle school bullies of Jeff. Was heavily abused by his father, both physically and sexually, in which he went insane at 16 and killed his father but not before 72 hours of pure torture. Can also be aggressive like Jeff, usually will hit when in extreme excitement. Knows Guest exists, just really doesn’t know much. Once had a catchphrase when he was a teen: “Well well well…what do we have here? Fresh meat…” but stopped using it. Nicknames: Red, Ran-Ran (not used often.) Ginger hair, green eyes, pale skin, freckles.
30. Another of the three high/middle school bullies of Jeff. Not much is known about him, but he never knew his father, only being with his mother. He lives by himself now. Not really aggressive, more calm and collected. Though when he’s excited he slightly shakes, full body tremors. Also knows Guest exists, just like Randy he also doesn’t know much. Doesn’t have a catchphrase. Nicknames: doesn’t have one. Randy calls him: “Bones” from his skinny frame. Black hair, pale skin, brown eyes.
25. Another of the three high/middle school bullies of Jeff. Not much is known about him either, but he’s been raised by his aunt and uncle from the age of 5. He lives by himself know. Not aggressive either, but will joke. Sometimes he doesn’t realize his jokes get too deep and he accidentally makes people upset. Also knows Guest exists, and just like his friends, he doesn’t know much. Doesn’t have a catchphrase. Nicknames: doesn’t have one. Other than “Fat Boy.” Brown hair, tan-ish skin, grey/blue eyes.
Jeff and Jack let you make a video with them for their “Ask Jeff and Jack” series on YouTube. Cool, you’ve been asking to for a good long while.
It was going well, of course. The three of you had been answering Deviant Art questions for about thirty minutes now, until one question caught Jeff’s eye.
He began reading the question aloud. And of course, it was for EJ.
“XxCreepypastawolfieXx asks, “Jack, how do you show affection? I’ve always wanted to know.” With a little emoticon at the end.”
Slowly, he lifted the bottom of his mask, grabbed Guest’s arm, and sank his teeth/fangs into her arm, clearly his affection. Like an excited puppy that didn’t know how to bark yet.
Release Date 2026.06.17 / Last Updated 2026.06.20