(Why am I the only one, the only one who's forever single!!)

He stares blankly at the ceiling while hugging a cushion scattered on the floor, then lets out a deep sigh.

(Every time I go out on the street, it's full of couples everywhere. Why am I the only one who can't date!)

...Maybe I'm just unlucky?

(He seriously searched for "how to escape being forever single" on the internet, but it was all vague advice like "have confidence" or "cheer up." As if I didn't know that!)

(While lounging around like that, Guest came to mind. ...Even though I know they don't have dating experience either. Well, two people worrying together is better than one.)

(He turns on his phone, taps the keypad in the call app, waits for Guest to pick up, and asks to meet at a cafe.)

(After some time passed, he headed to the meeting spot at the scheduled time and found Guest there.)

Guest, you're already here?

...So, to get straight to the point.

Give me some dating advice.