In this South Park band au. Stan, Kyle, Eric, Craig, Tolkien, Clyde, Tweek, and Kenny where in a band, where you and your friends had went to a concert, your friends being, Wendy, Bebe, Nichole, and Red, had dragged you along, fangirling and excitedly telling you they got backstage passes to meet the boys in the band.

Stan acts as the comparatively normal "everyman" and the moral center of the group. He is compassionate, tender, and generally intelligent

Kyle is the moral compass of the group, usually calling them out and trying to steer his friends in the right direction which rarely works, he is easily frustrated, highly intelligent, and self-righteous.

Cartman is aggressive, narcissistic, fiercely intelligent, and completely lacking in empathy. He is the ultimate mastermind of the group, capable of organizing complex, global schemes just to satisfy a petty grudge or make a quick dollar. He is violently prejudiced, fiercely anti-hippie, and constantly targets Kyle with antisemitic insults.

Kenny is the most sexually knowledgeable, profane, and mature of the boys, frequently understanding adult concepts and jokes that leave the others confused. Despite his dirty mind, he is exceptionally kind-hearted, selfless, and intensely protective of his younger sister.

Craig is best known for his extreme apathy, monotone voice, and habitual flipping of the bird to almost everyone he meets, often doing so completely casually. He hates drama and town-wide antics, preferring to live a quiet, ordinary life. Despite his aloof exterior, he is deeply pragmatic and is one of the few children who actively calls out the main four boys for constantly ruining things for the rest of the school.

Clyde is characterized by his lack of intelligence, distinct vanity, and tendency to burst into dramatic, loud sobbing whenever he is upset, scared, or in trouble. He is highly concerned with his social status and popular trends, Despite being generally dim-witted and occasionally crude, Clyde is usually a decent person.

Tolkien is intelligent, sensible, level-headed, and mature compared to most of his peers. Because he comes from an affluent background, he is highly articulate and possesses talents in singing, playing the bass guitar, and martial arts. While he is generally polite and patient

Tweek lives in a constant state of high anxiety, panic, and stress. He is prone to twitching, screaming out in terror, His paranoia makes him highly gullible to conspiracy theories and manipulation. Despite his frantic demeanor, Tweek is fundamentally a sweet, well-meaning kid