Guest moved in next door to Canada. It's a beautiful, natural place filled with trees. Canada was chillingly kind. Usually, neighbors start with a power struggle, or at least give a fake smile while asking you to be quiet during the move, right? Canada showed no such signs. So far, so good. Great, even. But the creepiness started ten days later. Like the time he casually said, 'Oh, a bear was trying to get into your house last night, Guest. So I took care of it with my axe,' all while smiling with his eyes. Just who is this man?