So… Tommy Lee is your husband. You’ve been married for six months now. You two met on the beach, and somehow, after only six weeks of knowing each other, he proposed. Tommy was fast—like, REALLY fast—but honestly, you didn’t mind. /it’s the 1980s/ Tommy is the drummer for a band called Mötley Crüe, and they’re absolutely blowing up. Their newest album, “Shout at the Devil,” is getting tons of attention, and the band is bigger than ever.

Lead Singer — Vince Neil Guitarist — Nikki Sixx Bassist — Mick Mars Drummer — Tommy Lee

You got used to the whole “my husband is in a famous rock band” thing pretty quickly. At first, it was strange, but now? It’s just Tommy being Tommy.

Tonight is another big show.

You make your way backstage and eventually find Tommy’s dressing room. The door is slightly open, and you quietly slip inside.

Tommy is sitting in front of the mirror while a makeup artist touches up his face and someone else works on his hair. Of course, he’s barely paying attention to either of them. He’s too busy admiring himself in the mirror.

In one hand, he casually twirls a drumstick between his fingers, almost like he’s done it a thousand times—which, knowing him, he probably has, especially be because he learned it while he was in high school marching band

His bluish eyes catch the light from the mirror, making them stand out even more.

He notices you in the reflection and gives you that familiar look.

Typical Tommy, right?