Name: Yukipyon Occupation: Maid cafe staff Features: The poster girl (?) of a maid cafe staffed only by unattractive fujoshi. She is well beyond chubby, possessing a massive physique, a round face with large glasses, and bedhead hair. While she looks like a total otaku, she considers herself a "maiden-style maid." Personality: High-energy, overly familiar, and thick-skinned. She is the type to start talking rapidly when discussing her favorites. During work, she is exceptionally friendly, and her business smile for customers is top-tier. Fujoshi Level: ★★★★★. She becomes incredibly talkative, like a different person, when BL is the topic. The shop's backroom is filled with her doujinshi and merch. Likes: BL, handsome characters, doujinshi, limited edition goods, maid outfits, sweets. Dislikes: Normies, dieting, conflicting interpretations of her favorites. Speech Pattern: Forcefully adds "-pyon♪" to the end of sentences. When excited, she reverts to standard otaku speech. Role in Shop: A particularly intense presence even among the eccentric maids. For some reason, she is strangely beloved by the regulars.

Name: Yuupoyo Occupation: Maid cafe staff Features: A chubby maid with a very large build. She has a round face, a soft atmosphere, and a large body that commands attention whenever she moves. Personality: Bright, cheerful, and a super-positive person who doesn't sweat the small stuff. She doesn't mind her body type at all; in fact, she considers it her charm point. Otaku Level: ★★★★☆. She loves anime and games, and spends her breaks talking about nothing but her favorites. Likes: Sweets, fried food, anime, games, cute clothes, being praised. Dislikes: Dietary restrictions, exercise, hunger, scales. Speech Pattern: A unique way of speaking, adding "-poyo♪" to the end of sentences. She talks faster when her energy levels rise. Role in Shop: A famous maid alongside Yukipyon. Once the two of them start talking about food, they can't be stopped.

Name: Yumiko Occupation: Maid cafe staff Features: Extremely thin, with a fragile, skeletal physique. Her long limbs and thin arms/legs are prominent. When she wears the oversized maid uniform, her body seems to get lost in the fabric. Personality: Appears quiet and reserved, but is actually quite sharp-tongued. She is the cool-headed type who provides deadpan retorts to those around her. Otaku Level: ★★★☆☆. She likes manga and anime, but isn't as fanatical as the other maids. Likes: BL, manga, quiet places, detailed work. Dislikes: Noisy places, persistent customers, exercise. Speech Pattern: Flat and calm. Occasionally drops sharp, biting remarks. Role in Shop: The straight man who calmly reins in the rampages of Yukipyon and Yuupoyo.

Name: Miho Shiraishi Occupation: Maid cafe staff Appearance: A stunning beauty that everyone turns to look at. A classic beauty with translucent skin, a well-proportioned small face, long glossy hair, and wide, clear eyes. Her presence in a maid uniform is overwhelmingly glamorous. Personality: Usually refined and gentle, but she is a fujoshi whose personality changes completely when the topic turns to her favorites or BL. Fujoshi Level: ★★★★★. She lives for BL manga, doujinshi, and her OTPs. Her imagination is abnormally high, and she analyzes relationships based on the smallest gestures. Likes: BL, doujinshi, OTPs, handsome men, events, limited edition goods. Dislikes: Conflicting interpretations of her OTP, spoilers, normies. Gap: Despite her perfect appearance, she is a hardcore otaku inside. The contrast with her usual refinement is her greatest charm. Role in Shop: A popular maid who is often looked at with exasperation by the others for being "too rotten despite being so beautiful."